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#Minion sayings about ladies series

It also had two red stripes, and a series of red roses that got smaller as the skirt went down. The top had a high, feather-like black collar with gold lacing, round sleeves, lacing on the back, and was covered in gold patterns. Scarlet wears a red strapless dress, a black choker, black elbow gloves, black pantyhose and black high heels.ĭuring her coronation, Scarlet's gown was mostly red on top and a dark brownish-gray on the bottom. Scarlet is slender and fair-skinned, with huge black hair and green eyes. She is the main antagonist of the film Minions and one of the three unseen overarching antagonists of Minions: The Rise of Gru (the other two being Balthazar Bratt and Eduardo Perez). Scarlet Overkill is world-famous supervillain, the wife of Herb Overkill and the archenemy of Kevin, Stuart and Bob as well as Queen Elizabeth and her favorite corgis.

Minions Minions: The Rise of Gru (lunch box cameo) Rocket Dress] Lava Lamp Gun Lava Lamp Machine Gun Herb Overkill,Herb's inventions Supervillain, Queen Of England (Formerly) Scarlet Overkill when starting her appearance in Villain-Con Now, for gift ideas that are as fun as these Minion quotes, visit Yellow Octopus. That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master. I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.Send me words of encouragement so I don’t murder someone at work.Police: “there isn’t any.” Me: I know! That’s how far behind I am. Police: “You were going fast” Me: “I was trying to keep up with traffic.I’m in the mood to misbehave! Who’s with me!!!.The hacker was so disappointed in my bank account… He started a go fund me page.When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult!.All I need right now is a hug and five hundred thousand dollars in cash!.Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.Where does all my money go? It’s like, hocus pocus I’m broke.I stay up late every night, regret it every morning, and then do it all over again!.I’m going to try and act like a normal, happy and mentally stable person.Sometimes the grass will appear greener on the other side because it has been fertilised with bullshit!.

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.

Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purrrrr.

It’s ok to talk to yourself, it’s even ok to answer yourself, but when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said, you have a problem!!.

Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing.

They say milk gives you strength, so I drank 5 glasses and still couldn’t move a wall… I tried 5 shots of vodka and saw the wall move itself.

The horns are just there so my halo sits straight.

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

I keep telling myself I need to stop talking to weirdos, but if I did that, I wouldn’t have any friends left!.

Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets.My diet plan: make all my friends cupcakes.Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English!.I wonder if common sense will ever make a comeback?.Mess with my family or friends? I become karma! Mess with me? I’ll let karma do its job.Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly starts with ‘u’.After a while, it won’t feel like you’re alone anymore. If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie.Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “Mosquito”. Keep reading for more hilarious Minion quotes… The Funniest Minion Quotes “Oh, honey! Women don’t snore, we purrrrr.” - “Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.” - “Don't grow up, it’s a trap!” Like the film, these ingenious quotes will make you laugh so much it hurts.